EDIT: How do you know is you should go through this list before posting? Here's the test: Are your only two Facebook friends your child's two grandmothers?
YES - post it, poop and all!
NO - go to 1.
1. Is this your first post or picture about your child?
YES – then what
are you doing puttering around here for?
You obviously have a newborn and should go post pictures!
NO – go to 2.
2. Does your post
include the word “Poop” in it?
YES – go to 3
NO – go to 5
3. Does post include
a picture of this poop?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 4.
4. Have any of your
last 50 posts also included the word “poop”?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 13. Then come back and go to 5.
5. Is this post an
album with fifty pictures of your baby in the same pose with subtly different
facial expressions?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 6.
6. In your last fifteen posts, do any of them not talk about
your child?
YES – go to 7
NO – don’t post it.
7. Is the purpose of
this post to brag (implicitly or explicitly) about how advanced your child is
for his/her age?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 8
8. Does your post include
complaints about your child’s misdeeds?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 9
9. Is this post about
how tired you are?
YES – go to 10
NO – go to 11
10. In your last ten
posts, have any of them been about how tired you are?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 11
11. Is this a naked
baby picture?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 12.
12. Does your post refer to the graphic details of pregnancy and/or childbirth?
YES - go to 13
NO – go to 14
13. Are there friends on your friends list who you are trying to convince to have children?
YES – don’t post it.
NO – go to 14.
14. Wait 30 minutes.
GO TO 15.
15. Was it so
cute/adorable/memorable that you still remember it?
YES – post it.
NO – don’t post it.
Finis
P.S. This should be a flowchart, I know. But I made it approximately five minutes into the flowchart making process before I gave up.
I would like to point out that number 5 should not apply to grandmas! :)
ReplyDeleteAnd THAT's why there's a pre-test! Grandmas are always happy to see any pictures.
ReplyDeleteOr do you mean that Grandmas are not subject to the same rules on what to post?
ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteSO true!!
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