How to Track the Wild Kekoa Monster

If you want to track the Wild Kekoa Monster, the first thing you will want to do is find the trail of dried oatmeal.  This favorite food of the Kekoa Monster sticks to his pants, sloughing off throughout the day and rendering vacuuming pointless.  This is the surest way to find the Kekoa Monster.

But you will know that you are getting close when:

You find the shape sorter shapes, balls, or cars and trucks lined up in a single file line.



The animal puzzle is put together, but the zebra and rhino are invariably upside-down.



All the Pooh Bear books are pulled from the bookshelf.



Your PlayDoh containers are full of of tiny Play Doh balls.



You hear the sound of dice from another room.



You may also be able to smell the Kekoa Monster, but tracking him at this time is not recommended.  Find a caretaker of the Kekoa Monster and come back later.

The Kekoa Monster may disguise himself in a variety of ways.  He may appear as a cowboy.

Or a mysterious shepherd boy.

Do not be fooled by these disguises. Focus on the oatmeal trail.  IT'S ALWAYS THE OATMEAL TRAIL.

However, ye trackers beware.  Caretakers and observers of the Kekoa Monster often find themselves inexplicably tired and irresistibly lulled into a deep sleep.

So should you decide to continue tracking this strange and wonderful beast....at least bring your own blanket.